but instead of 'ask me,' and 'get real ' yours will say, 'got even bitch.' why it's a little candy heart, much like the two she gave you. and what is that thing you ninja slipped on her chair. a chair, by the way, where she'll sit fir three days and endure intense intterogation, and equally vigorous IDPing viet kong sytle. now you need to ninja slip another thing on her chair. she'll be crying and cuffed for paraded around for all to see. TSA identifies her with the suitcase, boards the plane, and hauls her ass away in front of everybody, calling her stupidbutt and other defaming names. little does she realize that the fertilizer you ninja slipped into her suitcase set of a bomb detection sensor (sniffing for nitrates) on the luggage. she'll make it to her flight just in time, and think everything's okay. the next day when she regains consiousness, she'll be late for her flight and throw everything in her suitcase and ignore the fertilizer. then he should find some way into her room and slip fertilizer into her suit case all stealth like while she's asleep. He should totally find out where she lives, and find out the next time she's going to be flying somewhere.

What's he suppose to do? Cry about it? Throw the candy in her eye? Key her car? Run her over? Fart on her face? Pee in her cola? Follow her around and sing love songs out of key? Stalk her? Tell the cops that she has a bomb? Tell her male co-workers that she is easy? Pour surup on her head? Toss ants in her bed? Cover her car with peanut butter? Stuff socks in her air vents so she doesn't have heat? Put hair dye in her shampoo bottle? Mix her pill with vitimans? Clog her toilet? Burry her barbie collection up to their necks in her front yard with a note that says, 'oops?' Take her picture and get it printed on a milk carton and leave the milk on her door step? Find her place of residence and register her house as a place where a pedifile lives? Rot some eggs in a barrel in your back yard and egg her car? Paint her cat? Get all her personal information and credit cards and buy each of her co-workers a dildo with a note signed, 'Love Whatever my name is?' Find her boyfriend and tell him that she slept with him? Fake a letter saying, 'Dear Whatever your name is this is your real dad?' Change her social security number by hacking into the governments computer systems so that she never gets Medicare or Social Security? Put a V-tec sticker on her non-vtec car? Coat her house door knob with poo? Put out a personal add in the paper that reads, 'I'm horny?'

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